Archive for January, 2008

Anyone want to chip in £4,980?

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 by ptm

ESPNsoccernet.com: Liverpool fans trying to buy out American owners

More details of the plan are here at Anfield Online. The site went live at 5pm GMT today, but apparently crashed within 10 minutes. Whether that’s because so many people wanted to go there or because their bandwidth allocation could only handle three visitors is unknown at this time.

But…my God, this would be so cool. I would love to own a share in my favorite soccer team.* This would be as good for me as being part owner in a hotel in Ireland was for my grandfather. Too bad that I’ll never get a share, for the following reasons:

1. I could never afford to drop ten grand on this. (The only way this is overcome is if I hit the lottery, or if the British economy nosedives in the next few weeks, making one pound equal to half a U.S. cent.)

2. They will never successfully purchase the team. If for no other reason because the American owners won’t want to look like jackasses. (Damn you, Hicks.)

3. The website will likely never get up and running again.

Still, it got a mention on SoccerNet, and was linked from the main ESPN.com page. Somewhere there’s a bitter fan who will always remember that one night, drunk on Carlsberg at The Grapes, he drew up this cockamamie plan on a pub napkin to take over his favorite club. And the plan got far enough along that the Worldwide Leader in Sports was willing to put it on its website. He’ll always have that…the dirty Scouser.

Now, time to head back over to MyFootballClub and reconsider a share.

*That’s right, I said soccer…a rare instance of respect for the American gridiron. But it’s only in deference to the (no-longer-trademarked) Big Game of this weekend. Karma is a fickle mistress, and I have no need to flirt with her right now

The Onion cuts with its accuracy

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 by ptm

The Onion AV Club: Decorate thine façade with resplendent self-seriousness: 18 particularly ridiculous prog-rock album covers

Needless to say, I loved every part of this article. I don’t know which entries I loved more: the ones about albums by bands that I think are stupid and I can’t stand, or the ones about albums by bands that I love. The comment wars are also grand, with some people trying to defend or contextualize prog, and others just bashing the hell out of it. And the article title has the best use of the word “particularly” that I’ve seen in a long, long while. All in all, this is absolutely 24 karat.

The head looks like a cross between Peter Gabriel and C-3PO, perhaps the perfect distillation of the typical prog-rock fan’s obsessions.

Touche, sir. Touche.

Quick delayed SOTU reaction

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 by ptm

Last night, George W. Bush delivered his seventh and final State of the Union address. A good time was had by all, especially Republican legislators who deeply feel that Catholic Mass doesn’t have enough standing up and sitting down.

It’s good to feel so active in the political process and that you’re being a good dooby citizen by watching the speech. It’s nice to be reminded that the same patterns work all the time in cajoling the proper reaction out of the congressional audience (it’s either “statement we all agree on / statement we all agree on / controversial stance that only my party members like!” or “controversial statement / controversial statement / seriously questionably ethical controversial statement / we all support and love the troops!”). And it’s fun to watch the walk out of the president after the speech, when the leader of the free world ends up having to deal with a clutch of Washington insiders acting like 9 year olds clamoring behind the dugout waiting for a slugger to sign their ticket stub after batting practice.

But Lisa and I both think that W missed an important solution to two of the problems he brought up. He doesn’t want to risk important human lives for stem cell research. He wants to solve the problem of illegal immigrants. How about this: if you’re in the country illegally, and you can roll up to the local INS office with four fresh and researchable batches of embryonic stem cells, you get a green card. Boom. Two birds and all that.

Does Homeland Security pay residuals for brilliant ideas?

Why so serious?

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 by ptm

“Did you hear about Heath Ledger?” My mother has a way of introducing subjects that let you know exactly where they’re going…she’s like a walking inadvertent headline writer. As soon as she said that in a particular tone, I knew she wasn’t talking about an arrest or a bad interview or a sudden appearance at a club with Britney. Before she got her next sentence out, I knew we were talking death. And I then had an immediate and visceral response:

What does this mean for the Batman movies?

I’ve never been supremely overly affected by a celebrity death. I was 2 when Lennon died, and by the time George passed, he had been sick for a while and everyone knew it was coming. I didn’t really start liking Nirvana until after Cobain committed suicide, so that day was more thinking about other people who care and less about caring myself. I also hadn’t really started loving the music of Kevin Gilbert or Elliott Smith when they died. The most distraught a celebrity death ever made me was probably when Phil Hartman was killed…that one still would be “too soon” for me if I was playing a game of Celebrity Dinner.

And I can’t say that I’m supremely touched or emotional about the loss of Heath Ledger. He was a damn good actor, and I never heard anything bad about him. It sucks that he died (for whatever reason it turns out he did, whether it’s accidental OD, intentional OD, pneumonia, whatever), and it especially sucks that he left behind a young daughter. Any loss of human life, especially at an early age, is an unfortunate, self-contained tragedy. Godspeed to him on whatever journey he undertakes on the other side. I feel bad that he’s gone. But, you know…not really, soul-chillingly bad.

But…but…OK, I won’t lie that I’ve worried about confronting this before. I spent the first half of this decade secretly terrified that someone integral to the Star Wars movies would croak before they were done. Ewan could spin out on his bike and not be able to complete Episode III. Anthony Daniels could have a stroke before recording all of 3PO’s lines (and the ensuing commercials). Lucas himself could drop the coil. John Williams was my always number 1 fear…he’s not super-old, but he’s not young either, and I could just imagine a despondent Lucas giving an interview to Bill Moyers, saying, “Johnny stopped in the doorway and he pointed at his head and said, ‘George, I have the final theme for you – it’s all up here.’ Then he walked out, and that was the last time I ever saw him. We just cobbled together outtakes from the Special Edition Ewok song to fill the space.”

In other words, yes, when considering the possible death of another human being, I placed the fear that a piece of fluffy celluloid entertainment that I wanted to see might somehow be compromised over the value of the life in question. And now I’m doing it again, but not in a hypothetical situation. It’s Holyfield, and important questions need to be answered: was he finished with filming The Dark Knight? If so, had he done what he needed to do in post-production?* If there have to be reshoots before the June release, what will they do to get new footage? And what if the Joker was supposed to still be around in the third movie…will they recast? Will they do some weird Livia Soprano CGI thing? Will they re-write the whole tale and take the Joker out of chapter 3? If so, what will we be missing by not having the greatest character in this particular universe involved in the story?

These are the things that concern me. Those things, and the fact that I’m a horrible, self-centered human being for caring about a movie instead of someone’s life. But in my defense…the movie looks really good.

R.I.P., Mr. Ledger. I apologize on behalf of my twisted priorities.

*Apparently, Harry Knowles says yes to both of those first two questions. In case you, too, were worried about such things…you savages.

To the esteemed jz

Thursday, January 17th, 2008 by ptm

One of the contributors to this site is celebrating a big day today. Actually, I think he’s celebrating it on Saturday…but the big day itself is today. Yes, your friend and mine jz is turning 30. Thirty. Thir-tee.

We won’t discuss the implications of that number, because time will inexorably march to June and I will have to look back and read such discussions. My job isn’t to make jz depressed about aging…he can handle that himself. The important thing is that we all remember that when it comes to being old, it doesn’t matter how many years you’ve successfully remained on this earth…all that really counts is the fact that you still spend an inordinate amount of time doing childish things. Thankfully, by that measure both jz and I will forever remain 12 years old. Huzzah!

Happy birthday, sir.

Days tumble by (with the 2k7 Mix)

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008 by ptm

Nine days into 2008 already…where does the time go? (If you answered into forms, statements and Super Mario Galaxy, you get a gold star. You can then feed the bits of the gold star to a Lumas so they can TRANSFOOOORM! Or not.)

Anyway, because of the hectic pace of recent life, I haven’t had a chance to weigh in on too many things recently. I was going to talk about Obamania sweeping the country, but then he suffered an insurmountable defeat at the hands of the Comeback Kid, Hillary Clinton. She remarkably was able to astoundingly overcame her months of being in the lead in the polls to somehow pull out a jaw-droppingly, bone-crunchingly epic three point victory in one little state. He’ll never make up his delegate deficit now. The race is over. Lock it up. Better luck next time, Barack.

(Sidenote to the snark: I need to figure out who to vote for in the primaries. I’m flipping between Barack and Edwards. Someone clue me in as to which way I should go…I’m easily swayed by peer pressure.)

One of the other things falling behind is my year-end blah-blah. You’re all missing the two epic posts about music you’ll never listen to and concerts you don’t care about. And of course you want to know what I thought about movies that you totally thought sucked. Well, don’t you worry…they’re coming, my friends. They’re coming.

For now, you get the belated mix of the year. As with the last two years, it has songs from my favorite releases in ‘07, plus songs from albums that didn’t make the cut for the best-of, and a single here or there. Unlike the last two years, it’s coming out in January instead of December. So it goes.

I had less exposure and/or care for individual charting songs this year…I didn’t find a song I loved, like Crazy or Gold Digger. I guess I just didn’t care enough about Umbrella (-ella, -ella) to make it song of the year. In other words, I’m throwing jz no bones here at all. None.

Have To Make It Up: The 2k7 Mix

01. Miss Spiritual Tramp – Blitzen Trapper
02. Run-Away – Super Furry Animals
03. Ever Present Past – Paul McCartney
04. You Don’t Know What Love Is (You Just Do As You’re Told) – The White Stripes
05. Looking Over My Shoulder – Elliott Smith
06. Australia – The Shins
07. Heimdalsgate Like a Promethean Curse – Of Montreal
08. I Can Do It Without You – Kaiser Chiefs
09. Subbing For Eden – Pinback
10. Just Impolite – Plushgun
11. A Strange Education – The Cinematics
12. All You Need To Know – The Pineapple Thief
13. Arc Of The Curve – Fish
14. Keep The Car Running – The Arcade Fire
15. Harmonicas & Tambourines – Hot Hot Heat
16. The Underdog – Spoon
17. Escape The Nest – Editors
18. All I Need – Radiohead
19. I Still Remember – Bloc Party
20. Faith – Marillion

The jive about copies being available remains the same as last year. Oh, and in case you were wondering, I’ve suspended the regular monthly installments of the WPTM mixes, mainly because I never got around to making one for November or December. They will now come out on a sporadic, as-they-come-together basis. I know, you weren’t wondering. But now you know anyway.

The life of a Boston sports fan

Friday, January 4th, 2008 by admin

Since Game 5 of the ALCS, the Celtics, Patriots, and Red Sox have gone 44-3.

[Boston.com]