SleepingPoliceman

Hi everyone.

So let’s talk about us for a few minutes. I know, you’ve been patiently waiting for some more delicious SP goodness to distract you however-briefly from the doldrums of your regular life. I hear you. It’s an important service we provide, and we’ve been dropping the ball.

Part of the reason for that is, as always, jz’s continued desire to improve his life and the animal population of the world by diligently pursuing his veterinary career. All the while ignoring the damage done to the interwebs. Selfish, I know.

While he’s being self-centered, I’ve been committing blogging bigamy. For the past few months, I’ve been putting my thoughts up on a new site: Why I Am Awesome and Not Awesome. The conceit of this site is pretty self explanatory. I would recommend any and all regular readers of this site head over there to see what I’ve been up to, thinking about, and how that’s affected my abnormally high/low self regard.

Where does that leave us? Well, there’s more to say over here. I won’t get into what exactly we want to do, because the potential plan-shifting and time-delays could lead to further accusations of being a tease. But ideas are floating around. More content will be done here. Don’t delete those links and RSS feeds just yet.

And if you’re new here, having just come over from Awesome/Not Awesome, or through some sort of random online browsing, then welcome. Peruse the archives. Enjoy yourself and stay a while.

Thank you again for your continued patience. Sincerely,
The MGMT*

(*meaning us, not the band.)

Not that this will come as much of a surprise to anyone who comes by these here parts regularly, but we’re officially announcing that SleepingPoliceman is going on hiatus for a while.

Will this be different than the “four posts in five months” hiatus that it’s been on recently? Not really. But, you know, it’ll be “official.”

Don’t delete the bookmarks, though. We’ll have something going on this site again in the future. We just have to take care of other endeavors at present. Updates on those will come as we feel comfortable publicizing them.

If you are new here, take a look through the ol’ archives…you can see what jz and myself were thinking/talking about for the past few years. Hopefully some of it comes across as mildly entertaining.

Thanks for the attention and your continued patience. We shall return.

I wanted more time to write a little eloquently and/or ramble haphazardly about how lucky I feel to be a Red Sox fan now. If I had told you in 2003 that that would be the first of five trips to the playoffs in six years, and that at least two titles would come out of that stretch…I would have punched you in the neck for lying to me. And then cried. I was very emotional and volatile in 2003.

But the point stands: these are the golden days. And here’s hoping for 11 more wins and a third title. Not because we’re greedy, or because we deserve it, or because we’re entitled to it. But because…it would be awesome. And maybe we’re a little greedy. Come on, Sox…let’s get down to it.

And, yes, I love being in school. It’s going great. But I’m really, really unsatisfied that I will be in class from 7-9:40pm PST tonight. I guess that means I could catch the final inning or two somewhere on campus. Hopefully, when I get in front of the TV, Delcarmen will be pitching with an eight run lead. That would be nice.

Go Sox! It’s on, it’s on, it’s on.

I know, there’s been some more slacking on the site here. But give me a break…I started classes this week and was on the hunt for an apartment. I’d tell you that I’ll be giving you more info over the weekend, but that would be a lie. I’m in San Francisco for the next few days, and will be enjoying the glorious Bay Area instead of, you know, wasting time on the internet. Sadly.

More to come early next week. Enjoy the holiday weekend, everybody.

The final set of photos from the last days of the trip. Once I get the address to the Snapfish library that has Lisa’s full set of pics, I’ll let you know. Until then, you’ll have to deal with highlights. So deal.

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Apologies for the delay – it’s been a long week. But we’ll get to that later. First, the end of the road trip.

I didn’t go to sleep as early as I wanted to in Salina, but I still got a pretty good night’s sleep. Lisa did go to bed as early as she wanted, but she woke up around 3:30am. So nobody won. Except the people who wanted to look at our extensive collection of pictures on the trip, as Lisa took the time Thursday morning to put what we had online. I, of course, am not sure where they are right now – but I’ll get the info from her and post them here. For now, you’ll just get more highlights. Anyway, we were up and out the door by 6:30am so we could get to our destination before it got too damn hot.

Since everything is over and done with now, I feel comfortable telling you that at this point in the trip there seemed to be something seriously amiss with the brakes on the Subaru. The ol’ XAH had started to do this thing where it would shake when you touched the brakes at high speed, and when coming to a full stop it would chug-chug-chug to a halt. Not cool. They weren’t, you know, dangerous or anything…the car still stopped on time and all that. It was just not cool. The speculation amongst those who know more about these things than I do (which is pretty much everyone) was that this came from a combination of overheating and excessive use in the Rockies, and that it would get better over time. Still, as we hit the road in Salina with the brakes being a little annoying, it added an unnecessary layer of tension.

(So as not to unnecessarily keep you in suspense, I’ll tell you know that the issue was old and thinning rotors on the tires. Apparently this was a looming issue that would have needed to be dealt with eventually anyway, but was probably exacerbated by the drive out here. Thanks to the Midas in Marina Del Rey for letting me know and for taking my $500 to fix the issue.)

So we set out across the desert of Utah. It wasn’t as bad this time as it had been the day before – Lisa did not freak out nearly as much. There were more cars around, and the desert had a little more green to it. After finishing our fun jaunt through the Salt Lake state, we entered the last new state for me: Arizona. And then about 20 minutes later we left it. Thanks for the good times, AZ.

Just as the sun got up high enough in the sky for us to start really feeling it, we got into the Vegas metropolitan area. After circling around the Strip, we chug-chugged our way through the strip malls and up to the house of our friends Christian and Maria Jose around 10:30 in the morning. Maria welcomed us very warmly (and not just because it was already 103 outside…zing!), and we accepted her welcome by immediately going upstairs and taking a four hour nap. Which was maybe the best sleep I’ve ever had in my life.

Properly refreshed, we woke up and hung out in their really awesome house. They had a nice huge TV (which Christian later referred to as his baby, without much consideration to the fact that he also referred to his recently purchased motorcycle as his baby) and some excellent sandwich makings. We had sort of planned on heading down to the Strip to hang out for our evening in Vegas, but we were so wiped and it was so hot and we so needed to just chill that instead we hung out at their place. Christian got home from law-ing and we sat around enjoying some Olympics and hummus. When the sun had gone down and the temperature dropped to a mild 95, we went onto the back patio where Christian fired up both the grill and the mister machine. Stories were told, brats were eaten, and a good time was had by all. Lisa also lost $5 by betting Christian that I would sweat heavily even in the “dry heat” of Nevada. There was sweating, but not as much as they had agreed upon. Stupid evaporation costing us money.

It was so nice there that before going to sleep I asked Lisa if she wanted to just stay there another day so we could rest up before hitting L.A. She wisely said that was a really dumb plan. But still…it would have been very relaxing.

The next morning we were up and out the door a little before 7am, just around the time that Christian and Maria Jose were heading off to a farm equipment auction. (Don’t ask.) We got on the highway and headed west one last time. We crossed more desolate desert terrain, but it wasn’t as off-putting as Utah had been since there were a bunch of people making the Vegas-SoCal trip in both directions. We saw a random casino complex sitting impotently on the route, I guess for either really low-end gamblers that find Old Vegas too high end or for people who need to crash out on the drive coming or going. We saw the random oasis-y water park. We entered California, our twelfth and final state on the trip. We passed Baker and Barstow.

Then we entered the L.A. metropolitan area. Traffic increased, but never was too awful. The car still didn’t like it too much when we had to brake, but was otherwise holding up fine. We followed Lily, our GPS friend, and soon enough we were turning off Silver Lake Boulevard onto Rob and Anjali’s street. After many miles and many hours, we had arrived. And, lo, it was good.

Update on these little update sections: the week-long delay has removed from my memory the things I was going to mention in these things. I’m sure there were witty and/or pithy things to say about the weather or the traffic or the sights ‘n sounds of the drive. But I can’t think of them right now. I’ll get back to you if I do.

Tiredness moment of the trip: After getting up early in the hotel in Salina, Lisa was so tired after the drive started that she needed to break out the pillow and take a nap in the car. That may not seem like a big deal, but she’s one of those people who never likes to sleep in a moving vehicle. So it was huge. And it allowed me to sneak in some albums just for me on the radio. Victory all around.

Gas prices: I honestly don’t remember. But I know that here in L.A. it’s around $4, +/- 10 cents. Unless you drive your rented Mustang out into Beverly Hills…then it’s like $4.40. Thankfully, Lisa didn’t need to fill the tank there.

Music listened to, Thursday: The Beatles – The Beatles (aka The White Album); The Killers – Hot Fuss (in honor of our approach to Vegas – I think we only listened to the first half, though); Marillion – Marbles; a sampling of Billy Joel’s greatest hits; and my Rage Against The Machine mix to bring us home to Henderson.

Music listened to, Friday: Aerosmith’s greatest hits; Kevin Gilbert – Thud; and a sizable mix of the Police that closed out our journey to the city of angels.

License plates: the last plate we saw on the drive was just as we were getting into the heart of Los Angeles, when an RV trailer pulling up next to us had Montana on it. Fuck yeah. After arriving, while, traveling around L.A. before Lisa had to return home, we saw Mississippi, Alabama and Hawaii. So that’s 49 of the 50 actual states, plus the extras like D.C., US Gov’t and ones from Canada and Mexico. The moral of the story: screw you, Alaska. You’re just too far away.

So here I am…in Los Angeles. Orientation is over, T.A. training is over, and classes start on Monday. It’s been a bit of a whirlwind. But so far so good. It was a fabulous trip, and a nice little vacation. And it was of course great to make the trip with Lisa. As she commented regularly, it was amazing that we never got mad at each other or sick of each other, and that it was pretty much fun the whole time (barring the occasional freak-outs on both sides). Of course, there’s a chance that every time she said this, what she meant was that she was mad at and/or sick of me. But I’ll choose to believe that’s not the case.

There’s more to tell about our time together here in L.A. There’s staying on Rob and Anjali’s couch, enduring late night covert attacks from their cat Milhouse. There’s the Marina Del Rey experience, with the pool and the shopping malls. There’s the drive up to Malibu for dinner next to the water. And there’s stuff from school to talk about and the hunt for the elusive fall sublet. There was a lot going on in the past few weeks. And I didn’t even have to use my AK; I gotta say it was a good trip.

After seven days, 3,019 (or so) miles, and many recharges on the iPod, we have arrived in L.A. A longer post about the last two days will be up shortly, but currently Lisa and I are heading out with Rob and Anjali to grab some dinner.

So ends the cross country road trip, and so begins the west coast adventure.

(This was going to be an image of the Google map showing our route from Brighton to Silverlake. It didn’t work out because I couldn’t find a way to save the image, and I have to go change my shirt before heading out. Sorry.)

We’re just going to keep doing it this way: a recap post with a lot of text, then a post with photos. So let’s get right down to some more highlights from the past couple of days.

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And here we are at our last hotel of the journey, a Rodeway Inn located in Salina, Utah. I have no idea what is going on in Salina apart from the string of diners, fast food joints and motels right off I-70. I also don’t know why it’s spelled “Rodeway.” What I do know is that these three hotel stays will allegedly lead to me getting a $50 gas card. Thanks, random promotion thing. I can totally use that gas money tomorrow. (And by tomorrow, I mean in 6-8 weeks when the paperwork gets processed and the card is mailed to me. Still, I’ll probably need gas money then too…a win is a win.)

To bring you up to date: Tuesday saw us waking up in Lexington to a relaxing morning in the hotel. As we were going to be staying with Juliebeth and Josh, and as both of them were going to be working until a little before 5pm, and as we were only 4-to-4.5 hours away, we felt no sense of urgency in getting ourselves together. Once we worked out our meeting-up plans with Julie, we got ourselves into the car and drove past a bunch more corn fields. This stretch of Nebraska was…remarkably similar to the parts we had seen the day before. A lot of flatness, and a lot of corn fields.

Entering Colorado changed the scenery to…a bunch of corn fields and swaths of sunflowers. The first 50 or so miles really didn’t change too much, which made the whole, “John Denver is so full of shit” jokes that much funnier. (For me, anyway. After about the fifth time I said it, Lisa seemed to seriously consider punching me until I stopped talking.)

Stops we made along the way included a very authentic roadside diner right over the border in Crook, Colorado. Most of the vehicles in the parking lot were tractor trailers, and when we walked in approximately 78% of the people in the diner were unironically wearing cowboy hats. It also sort of felt like we walked in and everyone stopped talking and turned to look us over. We bounded in with confidence, though, and no one seemed to have a problem. The waitress who was missing a few teeth (and whose teeth she did have were brown and somehow shriveled) was very nice to us, and brought us very tasty grilled chicken meals. Lisa felt adventurous enough to dip into the salad bar; I lacked that much courage. Every table had four or five “humor” books by this one guy who, apparently, thinks he’s pretty funny. And he’s published about 15 different books (all of the “Things To Do With Crabby People” and “Ways Men Don’t Understand Women” and “How To Pretend You’re A Normal Person” variety), so I guess other people think he’s funny too. Flipping through the books while waiting for our food, I found the same joke in three different books. In his defense, it was a joke about a wife leaving her husband because he wears dark green socks with a light green suit…and when you have a brick solid 24 karat gold like that, you gotta make the cufflinks as well as the watch.

We got on the road again, making sure to not hit the four guys wearing cowboy hats and Wranglers who were having a boisterous conversation about different types of IN-surance. After a little while, the terrain became a little more desert-y and the hills began. We were rising up up up towards the ol’ Mile High City. And the traveling was definitely about to change.

Entering Denver a little before 4pm, we slid to J&J’s place before rush hour picked up. Because we parked the car just as Julie called to tell us she was leaving work, we had time to go across the street and check out the very nice park they live near. (I don’t know what it’s called, but it’s the same park that has the big IMAX theater, the zoo, and the natural history museum…anyone who knows Denver can feel free to jump in and fill in my details for me.) Near the water we could see a very nice boathouse, but it was sort of blocked off by this orange public safety fence (the kind that seems to be made with the same material as six-pack rings) that went around the water. Apparently, that’s up in advance of the Democratic National Convention. Which, as Bostonians know, is a seriously disruptive affair. While we chilled by the bench in front of the orange fence, it began to drizzle…so we returned to the shelter of our car. There we wondered whether the two neighbors who have a bird feeder and a fake scarecrow-esque owl in their respective windows are locked in some sort of pigeon-based epic feud. Then Julie came home and saved us from ourselves.

We had a nice time catching up with both of them. After playing with their dog and avoiding their cat (due to Lisa’s allergies…it would have been disastrous if any feline hair had found its way onto our possessions or into the vehicle), they took us out to a very nice vegetarian restaurant. There we talked about bad TV shows, nursery school shenanigans and whether or not I wear pants. Josh had let it be known that he had two free tickets to the Rockies/D-backs game…and since we wanted to check out downtown anyway, after dinner we drove down to the greater Coors Field area. Two scalped tickets ($8 each…such a different world, even if it was openly raining during the transaction) later, we all entered the park. Yes, we were very west coast and didn’t get there until the 4th inning. No, that doesn’t mean I won’t be counting this towards my MLB ballpark totals (which now sits at 15 of the 30 active parks, plus 4 defunct ones…Coors was very nice, if a little same-y when compared to the other post-Camden ballyards…since you were wondering). Anyway, we climbed up to the mile-high purple seats until a very old security guard told us we had to move down closer to the field. It was strange to be disappointed when you’re told to go to nicer seats. So we sat and watched Colorado lose while talking extensively about The Dark Knight. Great fans, I know.

After the game, we walked around a little, then returned to their apartment to stay up way too late talking way too much. (OK, I did a lot of the talking. It’s what I do.) Sleep started late and ended early, and Lisa and I were saying goodbye and hitting the road by 6:15am. Leaving Denver, we immediately entered the hardcore mountain-y part of the trip. Which was really over-the-top awesome when you talk about the scenery…overwhelmingly beautiful and awe-inspiring stuff happening at every turn, with huge mountains popping up all around us. It was not-so-awesome when you have to deal with the whole “driving up and down very steep grades with giant trucks and high-speed locals hindering you left and right” component. It definitely took a toll on the vehicle, and took a strong toll on us as well. Driving very early in such extreme conditions was a little difficult. But after a stop at a great little coffee shop in Vail, we regrouped and got ourselves back in the swing of things.

We let ourselves and the car take a break in Grand Junction, were we met up with Jeff Hober (of Melrose and SJP fame) and his lovely wife. We had an early lunch at a place called the Ale House. It was quality, and it was great to catch up with him, even if we’re reaching the point where we keep bringing out the same stories every day to new audiences. It’s almost like we’re on tour. Except totally different.

Saying goodbye after graciously letting the Hobers pay, we fought our way through the desert. We had hoped to leave Grand Junction by 11 or 11:30…but with the mountain driving taking longer than expected, and lunch lasting longer as well…we weren’t on the road to Utah until a little before 1pm. Because we were under the mid-day sun we were trying to avoid, we were extra careful with the car. This was definitely the most strenuous day of driving, if strenuous is a fair word to use in describing something like this. Lisa may or may not have had a little freak out when I said, “Hey, we’re only 107 miles to our hotel!” and then we immediately drove by a sign that said, “No services on this road for the next 106 miles.” But the engine temperature gauge never got above the halfway point, and we pulled safely into this place around 4:40 Mountain time. We came inside, decompressed a little and then watched the ESPN broadcast of the Red Sox game. Then a quick meal, and the blogging began.

To conclude, I’d say that everyone should try to do the Denver-to-Utah drive on I-70 at some point. You should maybe try to avoid doing it in a 13 year old car laden down with a bunch of luggage. But, you know, take what you can get. It’s a phenomenal stretch of road. Really phenomenal.

Favorite sign on the road: quite a few times in the mountain-y part of Colorado, there were highway caution signs letting everyone know, “Mowing Operations Ahead.” For some reason, this amused me to no end. I don’t know if or when I’m ever going to have a place with a yard, but if/when I do I’m going to put up a “Mowing Operations Ahead” sign whenever I’m trimming the lawn.

Weather Note #1: after telling Juliebeth and Josh about the brief drizzle we experienced in the park near their place, they went into a semi-extended discourse about how Denver doesn’t really experience much weather, and that the few drops of rain we felt would be the only precipitation the city would have for a few weeks. Within five minutes it was downpouring on us. Granted, the rain only lasted for about 10 or 15 minutes…but the irony was delicious.

Weather Note #2: the desert driving through Utah was pretty intense, with the temperatures in the high 90s and the sun beating down mercilessly. Then, for the last 30 or so miles, a bunch of clouds came out of nowhere and shielded us. I’ve never loved a group of Cumulus (Cumuli?) more in my life.

Strangest moment of Wednesday: during that Utah drive, we had the vents turned up to high. The temperature bar was set to cool, but the air was mainly hot…I’m sure that helped keep the engine in check, so we were fine with it. We just had the windows rolled down to get some extra circulation. Which was fine…until the moment when we heard a click and saw something zoom across the front seat. Looking down next to the gear shift, we found the body of a relatively large (half-finger length) flying bug…without a head. We could only assume that the click was the bug hitting the half-rolled-down window, when it decapitated itself (or when we decapitated it, depending on where you want to imply the blame lies). It was gross, and very weird. Hopefully it’s the strangest creature encounter we have on this trip.

Gas prices: only one fill-up on each of the last two days. Outside Denver on Tuesday it was around $3.70, and Wednesday in Grand Junction it was $3.78. Can’t wait to get to L.A. so I can get on the paying-$4.50-plus-a-gallon train. (Which, ironically, is the only train anyone ever rides in L.A.)

Best news of the day: I received an email from the professor I interviewed with on Monday…and he offered me a TAship for the fall. So that means a little stipend and a lot of tuition reimbursement, plus a great experience in a very interesting class. Good times all around.

Music listened to, Tuesday: Spoon – Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga; Rob’s AC/DC mix; Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers – Greatest Hits; and then Lisa created an OTG playlist on her iPod that consisted of over 100 songs from the 80s and 90s that wouldn’t be covered by any album, greatest hits or mix that we’d put on otherwise. We listened to that for the rest of our brief(ish) trip to Denver, despite there being multiple Madonna songs involved.

Music listened to, Wednesday: a continuation of Lisa’s 80s/90s mix; U2 – Under A Blood Red Sky (in honor of Red Rocks); Elbow – The Seldom Seen Kid; Peter Gabriel – So; Genesis’ self titled album; back to the 80s/90s mix for a while; finishing up the last leg with Led Zeppelin – How The West Was Won.

License plates: Tuesday we added Oregon, Virginia and North Dakota, with Wednesday bringing us New Mexico. We also saw a state-less license plate that was just designated, “U.S. Government.” We’re going to go ahead and count that as a different state…it’s certainly it’s own deal. So taking the government into account as another U.S. state, that means we have 47 of 52. We are missing the following five: Alaska, Hawaii, Montana, Mississippi and Alabama. Those are going to be pretty obscure, given our route the next two days. But…miracles can happen. That’s right…miracles.

So that’s the update for now. Tomorrow morning (in about seven hours), we’ll be hitting the road again and trekking down to Vegas. Hopefully we’ll arrive by 10am PST, which will allow us to avoid that 107 degree heat that is supposed to kick in by noon. Then we’re on to L.A. the next morning. Strange to think that we’re very close to this trip being over. It seems like we just left. And it also seems that we’ve been doing this for about a month and a half. Basically, we have no idea what’s going on…but what else is new?

New photos coming momentarily. Next update either from Vegas or the city of Angels. Roll on, roll on…

Rather than going back and inserting them into the posts, I’m just going to drop highlight photos into this post. Once the whole trip is done, I’m sure there will be a giant Flickr stream that you can link to. But…consider this a short preview and a little recap of the story so far.

Photos after the jump.

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